Grease Field

From The Holy Church of Bacon

A Grease Field permeates and surrounds all forms of Bacon. The Grease Field exists in several states coincident with the current state of the bacon from which the field emanates.

Grease Fields emanating from the baconic processes that allow bacon to become one with our own bodies provide a physical matrix in which to sanctify other foods.

An example of a Grease Field sanctifying lesser foods:

Immersion of Hashed Browns in the Grease Field from previously prepared bacon elevates the lowly spud to a level of holiness making it a worthy and appropriate companion for bacon. Some bacophysicists speculate that the Heggs Bacon particle - when held in close proximity to Bacon and Sanctified Hashed Browns - form a trinity that is hard to beat as the first meal of the day. This is sometimes referred to as the "Baconic Trinity Theory".

For further experiential evidence to support this theory, consult breakfast menus at Village Inn, Perkin's, Denny's and other fine restaurants. Although often obscured by supplemental association with lesser, unsanctified foods (ie. toast, pancakes, etc.), everyday evidence for the Baconic Trinity Theory does appear to be widespread. To a point that the trinity can appear mundane to the uninitiated. Fortunately, baconists know better. And while the evidence may not be regarded as conclusive by most observers, one can take refuge in the knowledge that, where there is no room for doubt, there is no room for faith.