Baconlightenment

From The Holy Church of Bacon

Representation of a vision described by a person who has attained Baconlightenment.

Baconlightenment, or Baconirvana, is the ultimate goal of all Baconists. It occurs when one completely understands and accepts the existence of Bacon as the most importance substance.

[edit] Advantages of Baconlightenment

Baconlightenment offers numerous benefits. For instance,

• You fully understand the ways to cook bacon to perfection
• There is little to no sorrow in your life (due to eating bacon)
• Bacon tastes even better

[edit] Disadvantages of Baconlightenment

• Increased risk of heart disease (but offset by an incredibly strong connection to the Baconic Weave)