The Holy Chruch Of Bacon

Posted by admin - February 14th, 2012

Behold believers here are your commandments:

The Holy Book of Bacon  provides The Five Bacon Laws

 
  • Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
  • Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
  • Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
  • Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
  • Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all

 

The Holy Church of Bacon [alternatively THCoB, CoB] aims to promote consumption of, and unfaltering love for, the holiest of holy foods: Bacon. We believe Bacon to be more worthy of nourishing the human body than any other food in existence. We abide by the Five Baconic Laws and live our lives in pursuit of the Bacony truth.

 

Warning – The Incessant purchasing of bacon may cause need for a bankruptcy attorney.  However, contrast that with the deprivation of bacon which may cause need for a criminal attorney.  Remember if you weight gain you can always be hidden with NFL jerseys. (Just ask Kevin Smith)

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